No. 744,
April 23, 2014

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We May Never Pass This Way Again. GM at a Crossroads. 

By Peter M. De Lorenzo

Detroit. As predicted, the public flogging of CEO Mary Barra and the so-called “culture” of General Motors Corp. was ugly and relentless. Clearly unprepared to offer anything up to the U.S. Senators and members of the House of Representatives other than that she didn’t really know anything and wouldn’t know anything of any consequence until GM’s own investigation was complete, Ms. Barra was placed on a skewer to twist slowly over a fire fueled by the mutterings of the self-appointed self-righteous - who were all jockeying for airtime like it was a high school talent show - so that they could offer up sound bites for the Internet and network news sources to be used for future political campaigns.

It was beyond ugly, actually, as whatever goodness the “new” GM had accrued through its winning products of late was pilloried and ground into the dirt in a stunning display of projectile bile and loathing that made the bankruptcy hearings of six years ago look like a small-town city council meeting, with snacks and punch.

But no one should have been surprised at the scope of the derision and condescension; after all, no collective body is more self-righteous than our illustrious (cough, hack) members of Congress when it comes time to savage corporate America. And remarkably enough, when given the opportunity they assume everyone – meaning us, the taxpayers - will forget that their entire raison d’etre is based on the largesse doled out to them by those very same special interests in corporate America. You know, the special interests who elected them and to whom they are now still beholden? As if there’s a chance in Hell we would forget that.

But enough of that. The real focus should be on the fact that Mary Barra was flat-out set up to take the fall in this ignition key lock fiasco by the one and only Dan “Captain Queeg” Akerson.

You remember him, don’t you? That Unctuous Prick extraordinare who was GM's incredibly tone-deaf and relentlessly ill-equipped "Accidental Tourist" of a CEO? The one who bludgeoned and blustered his way through a depressingly exhaustive tenure that will go down in automotive history as one of the most maliciously calculated scam jobs of all time? Yes, that Unctuous Prick.

Anyone who thinks Akerson forced the choice of Mary Barra on the unsuspecting deckhands at GM because he was just a prince of a guy who wanted his legacy to be that of “visionary” who promoted the first woman to lead a car company needs to seriously reevaluate their already thin grip on reality.

He knew. Yes, of course Akerson knew. He stepped off the GM Titanic and whistled his way down the catwalk to the welcoming arms of his private equity and political cronies back in D.C., smug in the knowledge that he successfully dodged what is shaping up to be the most devastating bullet in American corporate history, let alone the automobile industry.

This devious orchestration by Akerson was the prequel to the “Screwing GM One Last Time” that I talked about last December (scroll down below - WG), only we’re just now able to connect the dots and understand the scope of his reprehensible behavior.

Akerson, lest we forget, is the private equity tool who spoke earnestly about the need to step down so he could care for - and spend more time with - his ailing wife. This is also the same guy who was announced as the new vice-chairman of the Carlyle Group just three weeks ago. Coincidence? Right.

And to think I was taken to task by the many lesser lights in the so-called “automotive media” for being too harsh on Akerson. That I was going over the top and losing perspective, especially by one remarkably talentless local hack (who shall remain nameless) who toils for a publication that is barely worthy of lining a birdcage.

Well, this just in: You all missed it. And you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Every last boot-lickin’ one of you. You all toadied up to Selim Bingol (Akerson’s unctuous prick of a PR bag man) in order to curry favor with the Big Guy, so that you could run back to your editors with breathless prose designed to promote Akerson as one of the great leaders of automotive history. And so that you could then be granted even more access in the future, in order to write even more worthless stories. (You can all stop looking down at your wingtips and cowering in your power cubes in the hopes that no one will notice you, too, because it won’t help. I will be glad to remind everyone who you are in my next book: Hacks I Have Known. It’s the least I can do.)

And the saddest thing in all of this? It’s not just the fact that Akerson willingly and maliciously used GM for his own personal gain and to assuage his gigantic ego, to the detriment of the company and the hard-working True Believers who are still there and who still give a damn. And it’s not the fact that he consciously threw Mary Barra into the street knowing full well she was about to be run over by a 20-ton road grader made up of equal parts public humiliation and embarrassment. It’s the fact that he knowingly let the people of GM twist in the wind when he knew damn well what was coming.

And the consequences? The financial blow alone to GM could be between $2-3 billion before it’s all said and done. But that isn’t even the half of it at this point, because GM has now been turned into a political punching bag and a national joke, and this could very well destroy the company’s image – and the company itself – once and for all.

Yes, make no mistake - we could be witnessing The End of General Motors as we know it.

Remember, this once-great company stepped up in one of this country’s darkest hours to help fuel the Arsenal of Democracy. This company once so dominated the automotive industry in its heyday that it enjoyed a level of success unlikely to ever be repeated. This is the company that was considered to be an industrial jewel and a beacon of excellence for the world, one that was a source of immense pride for this country and an inexorable part of the American industrial fabric.

Now, it could all very well be gone.

Why? Image is a funny thing in this business, and in American life as well. And the times we live in are emblematic of that. America – in a different time and a different era – could be counted on to tear icons apart, whether they be Hollywood types, politicos or even companies, only to build them back up again when the punishment seemed sufficient and the timing seemed right.

But this truly is a new and different day. In this relentless, 24-7 cycle of news and lowlife cultural regurgitation that defines the world we now live in, everything and everyone is fair game. And when people or organizations are torn apart, they aren’t set aside for awhile so that they can then be built up and loved again in the future. No, their carcasses are left to rot by the side of the road only to be trampled to oblivion by the pitchfork-wielding hordes for good measure.

General Motors has had many great moments in the sun, but now I’m afraid it has come time to break up GM once and for all.

Yes, it’s ironic that during its glory days GM spent a good deal of time and money heavily lobbying Washington so that the movement to “break up GM” because of its market dominance in the U.S. would be a nonstarter. And it’s ironic, too, that the True Believers at GM are churning out some of the most impressive vehicles in the company’s history.

But it isn’t enough. In fact, GM can hire all of the star advisers and media spinners extant in the world and Mary Barra can offer up all of the mea culpas she can muster and it’s not going to make one damn bit of difference. None of it will convince people that GM is a “changed” company.

No, GM has become a tainted brand, and there’s no amount of spin that’s going to change that fact. It was bailed out in an ingloriously embarrassing bankruptcy and became known as “Government Motors.” And now? Well now it’s known as the company of cheap bastards who wouldn’t fix a part for less than a dollar because an “acceptable business case” couldn’t be built around the notion.

Sorry, folks, ballgame.

It has come time to forget about the “old” GM and the “new” GM. As a matter of fact, it has come time to forget about the notion of a “General Motors Corp.” altogether and start thinking about the future. And it’s a future that has absolutely no room for the black cloud of negativity associated with “GM.”

Imagine Chevrolet being a car company unto itself. And imagine the same for Cadillac. Now imagine both of those companies being owned by the Penske Automotive Group. It makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

Now imagine Buick being owned and operated in China exclusively. It’s where all the action is for that brand, so why not?

And finally, imagine Chevrolet and GMC trucks being combined into one super truck company.

I have no doubt that these companies would have the potential to be viable, productive and successful on their own. Which makes the notion of GM disappearing from the scene altogether as a corporate entity not all that hard to imagine when you really think about it.

Because the fact of the matter is that the corporate superstructure of General Motors is out of touch, out of time and out of excuses.

And The End of General Motors not only could happen, it should happen.

And that’s the High-Octane Truth for this week.


Editor’s Note: The following column was first published on December 10, 2013. – WG

The Unctuous Prick takes his leave and screws GM one last time.

By Peter M. De Lorenzo

Detroit. Dan Akerson, the "Accidental Tourist" of a CEO who had no business being anywhere near the CEO's office at General Motors to begin with, is finally taking his leave from the company. But the brief flurry of tolling church bells around the city banging out the cadence of "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead" from the Wizard of Oz suddenly grew silent when the ramifications of what "Captain Queeg" had wrought on his way out of the company came into focus.

The bottom line? Akerson has just royally screwed General Motors and he may have set the stage for a mass exodus of the company's True Believers all in one fell swoop. 

We should have all seen it coming. After all, Selim Bingol, Akerson's bagman and credibility-challenged PR savant had been beating the drums for Akerson and Akerson's handpicked successor - Mary Barra - for months. The heretofore unannounced - but openly talked about among media types in the business for months (yeah, we know, this is the stuff you read AE for - WG) - "cozy relationship" that GM PR had developed with The Wall Street Journal had been paying huge dividends over the last twelve months. In article after article Akerson was portrayed as a savior and genius who was pulling a moribund and pathetically out-of-touch company in a woefully downtrodden industry up by its lapels by his sheer brilliance, bringing every bit of his telecom-acquired skill to bear to bring about fundamental and much-needed change at GM. 

And it was all crap. Unmitigated bullshit of the first degree. And to make matters worse, it was PR manipulation of the most cynical kind. And the WSJ bought it all - hook, line and sinker. After all, that publication's maniacal, almost obscene desire for content - especially content that no one else had in the auto space - trumped every last shred of credibility and journalistic common sense. Though it was a complete and utter credibility disaster for the WSJ and its editors they clearly didn't care, and there the articles were for all to see. And after reading them the unenlightened wouldn't be shocked to find out that Akerson was a legitimate candidate for President of the United States, the praise was that ridiculous and syrupy. 

But then several months ago, some interesting developments took place. Akerson stocked the board with a couple of new members favorably disposed to his antics. Then, there was a noticeable shift in tone to the stories in the WSJ and other publications, this time talking about Akerson as "visionary" and how he wanted his successor to be a change agent who would carry on his legacy, as pathetic as that sounded. 

And the name Mary Barra emerged. 

Barra, if you must know, was given the chief of Product Development title by Akerson even though that's not the job she performed. The ex-HR Queen was plucked from near obscurity by Akerson and thrust into the role and given the title because Akerson openly said to anyone who would listen, anyone could run product. Yes, he said that. Repeatedly, too. (Akerson applied the same sick logic when he appointed "Amway Bob" Ferguson - the GM lobbyist with no apparent credentials of any kind - to run Cadillac.) Well, in fact, the dirty little secret is that Barra never ran product. Her strength was her knowledge of the GM system, and when Mark Reuss and the True Believers in product development were ready to launch a finished product into the system to get built, Barra was given the task of taking that product and making sure it was executed in the most efficient way possible. But did she actually perform as the head of Product Development? It never happened. Not even close, in fact.

But then, things turned even darker, as if manipulating the media and manufacturing a false aura for a boorish, prickly little man with not one redeeming quality whatsoever weren't enough. No, not content to grease the skids for his whimsical pick - Mary Barra - to replace him as CEO in the safe confines of The Wall Street Journal and Automotive News, Akerson set about on an internal campaign to destroy any chance of a True Believer from running General Motors. His target? Mark Reuss.

As insiders in this industry know, Reuss is the one person at General Motors whom the True Believers in Design, Engineering and Product Development could count on. Focused, driven and with an innate sense of what the product should be, how it should feel and how it should perform, Reuss combined that engineering and product sensibility with a meaningful stint running GM's operations in Australia to present the complete package and the guy who, more than any other person, should have been running General Motors. And everyone inside and outside GM knew it too. 

Mark Reuss had the unenviable task of keeping the True Believers focused every time Akerson went off half-cocked and made some idiotic statement to the media - which in the beginning of his Reign of Terror was almost every other week - revealing his relentless cluelessness about the business and insulting his own product people in the process. It was Reuss who peeled them off of the ceiling and got them back on track rejuvenated and refocused to produce the impressive product onslaught that you're seeing today from GM. Don't kid yourselves, folks. It was Mark Reuss, Ed Welburn and the rest of GM's True Believers who kept GM in the game, against all possible odds, not the least of which was the public humiliation of bankruptcy and the ongoing embarrassment of a CEO who not only had no business being in the job, but openly scorned the True Believers at every turn, dismissing them as "old school" and singularly responsible for what was fundamentally wrong with GM.

But as I said earlier and I need to reemphasize this point because it's central to this whole regime change, Akerson reserved a particular loathsome brand of disdain for Mark Reuss. To him, Reuss represented everything wrong with General Motors, because Akerson believed - in his inimitable style and with his stunning lack of knowledge about this business and how things actually get done intact - that Reuss was a threat. That if Reuss was allowed to thrive, unimpeded, then GM wouldn't be remade in Akerson's "vision" for the company, but instead GM would return to its hoary, out-of-touch ways and Akerson's legacy would be in ruins.

And Akerson's behavior toward Reuss has been despicable and indefensible, with the ex-Navy guy - an insult to every Navy man or woman out there, by the way - conducting himself like a immature jock and worse. Think of "Doug Niedemeyer" in Animal House and you get the picture. How so? (And yes, even more reason why you read AE - WG) Akerson would humiliate Reuss in meetings in front of his peers and behind his back in a juvenile display of asshole-ism that insiders are still shaking their heads at. And it got worse. Akerson even stooped as low as insulting Mark's father, Lloyd Reuss, the longtime GM stalwart who is now retired, behind his back. Hard to believe, right? Not if you knew Dan Akerson and saw the jerk in action.

Akerson's so-called "logic" at work here is indefensible as well. It's as if Akerson would rather remake GM in his likeness - a truly ugly thought indeed - by promoting bureaucratic functionaries like Mary Barra and a glorified bean counter who shares his skewed perspectives of the world - Dan Ammann - to lofty positions - than Do the Right Thing for the company. (I'm sure people will heap derision on me for not willingly anointing Mary Barra as someone deserving of the title. I am already wincing at the articles gushing drivel about the "car girl" getting her due and other such nonsense. I have nothing against Barra. I do, however, have everything against the willful, malicious manipulation of a succession plan that Akerson just pulled off. If Mary Barra was the most qualified individual walking the halls of GM I would wholeheartedly support the choice. But the simple fact is that she isn't.)

But then who are we kidding here? Dan Akerson never had the right thing for the company in mind when he was handed General Motors on a silver platter. Let's be clear, this is the guy who openly loathed the automobile industry and everyone in it. He hates cars and he hated the people who called themselves "car guys" or "car girls" even more. He viewed the industry as being full of "not smart" people who couldn't hold a candle to his beloved telecom bootlickers, and he rode a shockingly mediocre career in that industry to the top spot at GM, thanks to the serial incompetence of one of the most incompetent Boards of Directors operating in corporate America.

And there you have it. 

GM's incredibly tone-deaf and relentlessly ill-equipped "Accidental Tourist" of a CEO is riding off into the sunset with cash in hand. And let's be clear here, it was all about the money for Captain Queeg and his merry band of carpetbaggers. Soon he will be ensconced back in Washington regaling his friends at parties about how he saved General Motors and that moribund backwater of an industry from itself. 

A truly pathetic thought indeed, especially when you consider that he royally screwed GM's True Believers - the very people responsible for GM's optimistic performance of late - and the future of the company while he was at it.

To say that Dan Akerson was the wrong guy at the wrong time at the wrong car company is the understatement of this or any other year. 

And the fact that this loathsome, unctuous prick of a man detonated a grenade inside GM on his way out by orchestrating a warped succession plan devoid of rhyme or reason is one of the most blatant, unconscionable acts of derision that this industry has ever witnessed.

And that's the High-Octane Truth for this week.